Jaxson Simulator!

Mr. Jaxson W. has just turned 18!

Now's your chance ladies and gentlemen!

Keep them from touching each other!

Please be patient. The game initially loads slowly not due to an abundance of content, but due to a 43 minute audio file containing ambient noise from a K-Mart being trapped within the game's code. It does not play or appear anywhere within this experience.

I could not get rid of it.

Thank you for your understanding.